{"id":740,"date":"2016-06-19T18:34:06","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T18:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kirstenharris.co.uk\/thedailyease\/?p=740"},"modified":"2016-12-27T20:29:33","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T20:29:33","slug":"the-girl-with-two-necks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"The Girl with Two Necks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have two necks. No really I have, and so have you!<\/p>\n<p>No need to pat your under-chin and worry if you&#8217;re developing a wattle. I&#8217;m not being insulting! Me? Well maybe I do have little extra chin or two, but I really do have two necks!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One of my necks has seven bones. This neck is sometimes described as swan-like or Shrek-like depending on how it&#8217;s used and can be a pain in the neck or free and graceful. Are you rubber necking now to find out where your second neck is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Your second neck has five bones, lumbar vertebrae. This neck is at your waist. Like the one above it it&#8217;s very mobile when free but can be tight, stiff and restricted and hurt a lot when not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I want to keep my first neck free as it holds my oh so brainy brain up.<\/p>\n<p>I want to keep my second neck free as it supports the balance of my heart up in space.<\/p>\n<p>I want a heart and brain that are not constricted. Makes sense to me. I\u00a0might be a little more successful at everything that way. Life is tough enough without having two bottle necks to contend with.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So today, how about spending a little time thinking of being a girl or boy with two necks and explore the enormous range of mobility and movement sensation they both give you. Two connected necks talking to each other in your thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I wrote the first half of this blog before getting on a flight. Every time I reminded myself that I have two necks whilst standing in the many airport queues or sitting in my not so easy jet seat I felt comfortable again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So with a little daily ease and a wonderful anatomy of abundance &#8211; welcome to the world of having two necks. Mythical!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have two necks. No really I have, and so have you! No need to pat your under-chin and worry if you&#8217;re developing a wattle. I&#8217;m not being insulting! Me? Well maybe I do have little extra chin or two, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/?p=740\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,55,71,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":742,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ifwisheswerehorses.co.uk\/thedailyease\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}